middle school humor
So in an effort to be alterna-cool, I signed up to take a yoga class (ok, MAYBE I actually wanted to try it out and have heard it's a good workout. Or maybe alterna-cool just comes naturally for me).
Anyway, at class this week, I'm focusing, I'm balancing, I'm contemplating, I'm breathing, I'm doing it all . . . until the guy next to me--I kid you not--farts. And I mean, a loud one. Right in the middle of the "triangle" pose. Well, my humor apparently remains influenced by the middle school years, as the whole yoga experience was ruined for me: I laughed and couldn't focus again. How embarassing--I was totally "that guy," as no one else even cracked a smile (freaking alterna-too-cool-for-themselves people). I hid it somewhat, but still. I'm not sure who had it worse--pooter or me.
