don't you hate it when . . .

I've reached an all time low. I actually found myself trying to think of office humor today at work: "don't you hate it when you go to make a copy and the last person didn't hit 'clear' so you make like 300 double sided copies when you only needed 1 single sided copy?" and no, the jokes I came up with weren't even funny. I wept when I realized what I was doing. So I'm taking suggestions for (legal) ways to avoid the inevitable lifetime of work ahead of me. Hitting it big in stand-up comedy was ruled out as a viable means to this end today.